What do I have to do if I wanna give American Idol auditions?

Well, the first thing you would have to do is come to the U.S. as they only hold auditions in the U.S. You would then have to find out what cities they are having auditions in and find one that is convenient for you to go to. Be prepaired to wait in line for a LONG time, lines for auditions are pretty long and the crowds that attend are huge. Also, bring your best game, prepair to have to really knock the judges socks off, they look for unique singers, people with that something different, be prepaired to wow them in the first 30 seconds of the audition. Aviod silly gimmics, they never work, just come and perform your heart out. Don't try to sound like someone else, this isn't a karaoke competition, they want unique original performances.

This is funny, given the user name of the first respondent
Come to the UK and audition for the X Factor and let Simon Cowell rip the piss out of you on national tv in front of 14 million people, and thats only the audition process, lol
Its pretty funny seeing all these wannabe pop stars who think they can sing, but Simon puts them straight
No political correct remarks from him!!!