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myLot reputation of 91/100. Adelida2233 (917)1 month ago



While I was updating my resume this morning and checking it over for mistakes, I got sidetracked looking at other people's gaffes on their resumes. I found some of them amusing so I thought I'd share:

"I have a bachelorette degree in computers."

"Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

"Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."

"Special skills: Thyping."

"Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years."

"Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco."

"Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."



Now, you may want to quadruple check your resume before sending it out:)

 
 
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1. swatitomar823 (37)   1 month ago

The resume sounds really funny.....Some times back when i was going through the newspaper n i found an article about resume bloopers. Some resumes had amusing contents like.............
Achievements- I was the head boy of my school in 10th class.
Hobbies- My wife likes cooking and shopping.
Marital Status- Commited (have girlfriend)
Qualifications- Passed 10th with 88% marks, Passed 12th with 70% marks.

Crazy Resumes.....

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2. myLot reputation of 98/100. doryvien (917)   1 month ago

Here are some resumes I've encountered:


Last Job: Sales Clerk
Reason for Leaving: Career Shift
Position Applied for: Sales Clerk
(I thought she wanted a career shift?confused)



Career Objective: To be a good Christian.
Position Applied: Bouncer (in a bar)w00t



Weird!!!glare

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