Have you checked your resume recently?

While I was updating my resume this morning and checking it over for mistakes, I got sidetracked looking at other people's gaffes on their resumes. I found some of them amusing so I thought I'd share:

"I have a bachelorette degree in computers."

"Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

"Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."

"Special skills: Thyping."

"Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years."

"Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco."

"Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."



Now, you may want to quadruple check your resume before sending it out:)