His Explanation.....Too Funny  

A wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed with a strange woman.

"That's it!" she screams at him. "I'm leaving you and never coming
back.The husband says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. But this won't do you any good!"

He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying.
I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.

She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
She took a shower and I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you any more, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.

I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you never touched last night..

Then I showed her to the door. She was so grateful for all these things she thanked me profusely. But then, just as she was about to leave, she turned around and asked me........

"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"