How to drive Women Crazy !!! Share your Views

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No offence Meant to any women here , this is Just for fun. How to Drive Women Crazy ? 1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. 2.Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject. 3.Superglue the commode seat in the up position. 4.Shrink her Jeans and when she overreacts because she thins she is gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and teller her that you prefer her with some meat on her bones. 5.Buy her Power tools for valentines day 6.Leave the Newspaper open to an Ad for Plastic Surgery. 7.Answer every Question with "Yes, Dear"