Games, Anecdotes, Jokes I Remember from Elementary School...
By Bethany1202
@Bethany1202 (3431)
United States
March 10, 2010 2:48am CST
- Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Repeat.
- Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Repeat.
- Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Well, you get the idea... This could go on for such a long time until someone stopped laughing or got so annoyed they walked away.
Everyone knows this one:
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
And one more for now, a cute little song, of which I cannot remember in its entirety:
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Ms. Lucy went to heaven
The steamboat went to --
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your fat --
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Ms. Lucy sat upon it
And cut her big fat --
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies....
And it goes on, but, as I said, I cannot remember the rest!
Do you remember any of these? Which are some of your favorites, listed or not listed? Please share. : )
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3 responses
@shamsta19 (3224)
• United States
10 Mar 10
Those were silly. I remember those jokes but at the same time I think we were telling some very different jokes in Elementary School. Here's some sillier ones though.
What's Black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red?
A nun falling down the stairs.
Heheheheh it was early in the morning when I responded to this one and I was feeling a bit silly myself!!! Nice post.
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@crazydaisy (3896)
• Canada
15 Mar 10
My Aunt use to have book of all kinds of riddles like those ones at her house they are really old.
But one I like is this one
1.Smile the world smiles with you frown you frown alone.
2.Don't throw stones unless you live in a glass house.
There's alot more but I be here all night typing them all if you what I mean.
cd
