Games, Anecdotes, Jokes I Remember from Elementary School...   

Those were silly. I remember those jokes but at the same time I think we were telling some very different jokes in Elementary School. Here's some sillier ones though.

What's Black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and red?
A nun falling down the stairs.

Heheheheh it was early in the morning when I responded to this one and I was feeling a bit silly myself!!! Nice post.

My friend and I sat in front in the church one Sunday. What I did not no was that he prepared for the occasion. Halfway through the sermon he let out one massive (sorry, but there is no other word)phart and then non-chalantly turned around and looked at an elderly lady behind us. She was flabbergasted, but then grabbed her handbag and hit him over the head! Needless to say every one in church were in stitches and the sermon ended there and then~!

I don't remember the Pete and Repeat thing, but I remember the other two, as well as quite a few other knock knock jokes, a lot of silly songs, jump rope rhymes, etc.

My Aunt use to have book of all kinds of riddles like those ones at her house they are really old.
But one I like is this one
1.Smile the world smiles with you frown you frown alone.
2.Don't throw stones unless you live in a glass house.

There's alot more but I be here all night typing them all if you what I mean.

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