Which mac user are you?  

Well said, teison2. PC users have no idea that the mac has a whole new set of programs. With the PC, you get a start menu and all the other things that a PC has. Did I also mention that to install applications on a PC is very different from installing applications on a mac. With a mac, a user just installs an app, puts it in his/her applications folder (or any other folder) and presto! You have your app. But to install a program in a PC, a user has to double-click on the exe file, follow the instructions, and then the installer extracts all the necessary files and folders into a folder called Program Files. Uninstalling works the opposite way too. Mac users can delete an application from their directory, throw it in the trash, and Presto! Instant uninstall. A PC user has to go to Control Panel, then Add or Remove Programs, them choose the program to uninstall, then click on uninstall, and let the uninstaller do its job. That and more is why a mac is superior to a PC.

Well, that's a little odd. My programs jump up and down when I start an application, but that's typical for macs. I know that heat problems are internal (inside the computer), but my computer heats up all the time (not thoroughly) when I use it, and I've had no problems with my iMac.

That's illegal!

That just so pisses me off when someone does something like that. If you want a Mac, then you will have to buy one, and if you can't afford one, the you will have to stick with a cheap PC, even if they may suck...

I understand that you want a Mac because they are so great, but you just can't get one illegally because Apple could even sue you, and then you would be in serious trouble...

Ramsesxlll is right. You CANNOT steal a mac. You can only buy a mac. And that's not even half the story. If you steal a mac, or, as you said, convert a windows pc into a mac, you could get sued, and that would be very horrible for your reputation in society. I'm not trying to offend or persecute you or anything bad. I just want you to be safe in society.

Well that's what culture Microsoft created, the Culture of Pirates. Only a few knows that when we bought a Applications, Software or an Operating System (such as Mac OS or MS Windows) and according to User Agreement such as the EULA - What have bought are only subject only for "Right to Use" such products. And not bought the whole product itself for making manipulations or customize for own or self without the knowledge of the company or the manufacturer who produce such products. The worst cases are making such products for commercial use (just like on the case of Psystar vs Apple, Inc.).

For personal use only it will be a minimal case but it is sure a very, very big bad wolf of karma. lol.

As far for my knowledge when Mac OS is installed on a PC, it may work sometimes but it will become useless to have and what keeps on mind is just to have a real Apple Macs instead having a PC pretending to be Apple Mac.

Apple Mac are not expensive they just have more practical common sense.