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myLot reputation of 98/100. mario_stevens (2024)   ranked 43 out of 1,012 in humor 2 years ago

how many times have you heard this line? i'm sure you've heard a lot of different versions of it already. post some here so we all can enjoy a laugh :-)

 

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1. myLot reputation of 87/100. maharlikah (639)   2 years ago

Because they don't wanna die with their co-chickens.


myLot reputation of 98/100. mario_stevens (2024)   ranked 43 out of 1,012 in humor  2 years ago

hahahaha....that's a new one to me! thanks :)


myLot reputation of 87/100. maharlikah (639)  2 years ago

They just wanna see and experience how it is to die in the long road with the rich men's vehicles tires and not being delivered to KFC nor Jollibee and the like. :-)

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. coffeebreak (7190)   ranked 176 out of 1,012 in humor   2 years ago

Yeah, old as the hills and twice as dusty!

But my favorite is..."cause a KFC had just opened!


myLot reputation of 98/100. mario_stevens (2024)   ranked 43 out of 1,012 in humor  2 years ago

haha...that's hilarious coffeebreak :)

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3. collingiusti (52)   ranked 681 out of 1,012 in humor   2 years ago

Well i cannot remember any of them that i have heard. its been awhile.

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