The Garbage Fairy told on me!

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Hello fellow Mylotters. I am very angry with the garbage fairies this morning. Today is garbage day in my little neck of the woods, and I came in pretty late last evening so I neglected to put the garbage out. Of course I slept in, and did not hear the truck until it was too late. Normally the garbage men are early about once every other month. When I am up early and get the garbage out, they usually do not come until after ten am. When I sleep in, they pick up the garbage before I am awake. I think there are Garbage Fairies that come to my house to see if my garbage is out, and if it is not they tell the garbage men to come quickly to my street to pick up the garbage so I have to wait another week before it is picked up. Either that, or the garbage man in charge has ESP and knows when my garbage is still sitting in my kitchen on garbage morning. Thank goodness I found a garbage receptacle on sale that has a cover so I can put my stinky garbage in it and not worry the squirrels would get to it and spill it all over my yard. Even so, it is bothersome the garbage will have to sit and ferment for a whole week. Do you believe in Garbage Fairies? Has this ever happened to you? Do tell us about your experience with the Garbage Fairies or the man with the ESP.