I caught him!!!

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HE’S LOCKED UP…I WONT LET HIM OUT! LOCKED UP….WONT LET HIM OUT!!! 2 HOTS AND A COT!! FA-SHOW!!!At 6:40 am this morning, Ham-Ham LeOtis Hamster was apprehended behind the computer desk in the room of a lady.(Victims name will remain unknown-family has not been notified). Ham-Ham has been a felon for the past few weeks and was thought to be living in a “Weeble that Wobble but never fall down” doll house in the room on of an unknown party. Once spotted, he soon fled again. The assailant resisted capture and tried to run and out smart the capturer but unfortunately his little escapade came to an end. Ham-Ham will stand trial Saturday, December 2, 2006 for his actions. The jury is being assembled now. What do you think his punishment should be??