Police Stop....Gotta love us women!
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
United States
December 3, 2006 10:19am CST
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "Only when he's drunk."
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17 responses
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
13 Dec 06
This is one of my favorites. I actually did laugh out loud when I read it. I could actually see this happening. Thanks for the response!
@smith_velocity (1488)
• India
4 Dec 06
yeah, those police dudes go preety soft on women, they show a bit o' leg, and it's have a nice day, lady!!!
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
6 Dec 06
LOL! I wish that were really true. I got stopped once for going a couple miles over the speed limit and he gave me a ticket, but told me "Ma'am if you look as good when you go court as you do now the judge just might let you off." I WAS 17!!!! I have only had one cop let me off and it was April Fool's day and he came up to the window and said I'm sorry but I had no choice, I had to write you a citation. I was crying and was so upset. Then he says has anyone told you that today is April Fool's Day! He gave me a warning...lol. Thanks for the response!
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
4 Dec 06
Your welcome and glad you liked it! Thanks for the response!
@mirage108 (3402)
• United States
3 Dec 06
I would be taking her to the doctor to have her vocal cords cut out so she could not talk. this is good but not very funny for the guy
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
4 Dec 06
LOL! I thought it was great! Thanks for the response!
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibbers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Indian press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 800m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones and used wireless communications."
@roadromeo (376)
• India
29 Dec 06
hey goddess, that was really one amazing joke. it did really made me laugh and also remind me of almost the same incident that happened to me months back when i had to confront a police officer with my ex-girlfriend after a night party!!!
and...thanks to make me smile...lol
@gkrisiyer (393)
• India
29 Dec 06
lol :) nice one.Women can be like this at many times.Just the right time to take revenge on their husbands for all the old fights.
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
26 Dec 06
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
@whitematter (501)
• India
29 Dec 06
lol, read this one
A Good Nights Sleep
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said,"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Jeez, that Daryl shakes the roof. I couldn't get a wink of sleep, so I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex- linebacker, with arms as thick as a man's thigh, leg's like tree trunks, and a barrel-chest.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night...he sat up and watched me all night long."
