Police Stop....Gotta love us women!  

I would be taking her to the doctor to have her vocal cords cut out so she could not talk. this is good but not very funny for the guy

That's pretty funny. thanks.

yeah, those police dudes go preety soft on women, they show a bit o' leg, and it's have a nice day, lady!!!

was still laughing as i'm typing this.wish i could remember half the jokes i've heard over the years. but there's joke tellers and joke listeners guess i'm the later. thanks...

good one.

wowo nice story .. really funny.

WOW


Dont we just love wives like that!!

Nice I like it

I'll try and remember that when I see my brother at Christmas, he likes a good joke

WELL DONE

Sardarji is in Delhi 1 of 161
He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if
he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". The other man
said "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took
the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a
thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the
thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a
ladder."

Application 2 of 161
Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then he came to the
column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

Die of Hunger 3 of 161
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon
bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati
hai kahin bhook se na mar jaoon"

Parents achievements 5 of 161
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were boasting of their parents achievements to
each other. Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta
Singh: Yes, I have. Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh:
That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh: Yes, I have.
Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it.

Forgetful Sardar 6 of 161
One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down
when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not
Santa Singh.

Punjab Mail 7 of 161
Four Sardarji's were waiting on a Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late
by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12
noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go
out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station
they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the
6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left
behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met
each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They
go on laughing ....laughing ....and laughing. Now the other passengers get
bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... Arre, what's so
funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the Sardarji's managed
to reply Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left
behind......we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"

Best Police Squad 8 of 161
Three police squads, The Scotland Yard police, The NY Police and the
Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges
lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who
captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will
be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes
back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and
come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade
goes in. 15 minutes, half an hour, one hour goes and no sign of our
saradrjis. The judges give up and decide to search for them. They go into
the forest. After some searching, they find the sardarjis all excitedly
yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and
one of them is shouting, "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! "
(Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion).

Mosquito Lullaby 10 of 161
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had
to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every
time he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a
sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his
ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches
the mosquito in his hand.He is very kind and not for the blood shed but
still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby
and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the
mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and
says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

Missing Donket 11 of 161
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started
thanking God. A passer by saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what
are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
would have been missing too



Parliament Blast 12 of 161
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and
decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a
suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks "What
happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have
a spare bomb in the back seat"



Selling the Car 13 of 161
A sardar from Delhi had an old car, which had run for over a 1,00,000
kilometers. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price because
of its excess mileage. He approached a friend of his and asked for help.
The friend gave him an address in and asked him to visit a mechanic there.
The mechanic would adjust the meter so that it shows only 30,000
kilometers. The sardar thanked him and left the place. For a few days, the
friend did not see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar had sold the
car. A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the friend in the same car.
The friend was surprised and asked -"What happened? Why have you not sold
your car yet?" The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only
30,000 kilometers.


Answering Machine 14 of 161
A sardarji once took an answering machine home in Punjab and disconnected
it within a couple of days because he was getting complaints from his
relatives like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ki ghar pe nahin hai"


Long Journey 15 of 161
A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at
every station to buy a ticket till the next station. When the train
reached Delhi, the Surd's co-passengers asked him why he kept on buying
tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire. The Surd replied that
his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys


Bad Temper 16 of 161
Two men involved in an angry argument. One was burly Sardarji; other a
frail Bania. Sardarji who was getting the worst of the argument lost his
temper and slapped the Bania. "Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in
mazaak (jest)? demanded the Bania.Of course I slapped you in anger, roared
the Sardarji. That's all right, replied the Bania, "because I don't like
to be made mazaak (fun) of."

Ha Ha Ha........:)))))

Nice.....................