Amazing School, Drugs, Clooney, Hair Salon Drama!

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Picture it: a bomb explodes in a nursery school, but luckily, everyone was on a field trip to the science museum. Unfortunately, the building doesn't have bomb insurance, and the school must close because there is not enough money to make repairs. One of the teachers becomes severely depressed because she's no longer doing what she loves, so she drives to New Mexico looking for drugs. While she's out, her mother finds a picture of George Clooney in her daughter's dresser drawer, and she thinks the daughter is headed out for a date with Mr. Clooney. She tells all her friends about it, and becomes a semi-celebrity down at the local hair salon. The shampoo boy grows angry of this attention, goes to the bathroom, and vomits. He gets his shirt dirty, so he takes it off, only to discover that his roommate scribbled a phrase on his chest with a magic marker. Question: What does the writing say?