Which is D funniest/memorable day in UR life………?

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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!" MORAL: Gather All Required Information Before Working On Any Project...