Why Sardarji jokes r so famous?
By atul_asv
@atul_asv (520)
India
December 10, 2006 3:07am CST
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
- Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
- Thinks socialism means partying.
- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."
- Sells the car for gas money.
- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
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Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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2 responses
@Betso221 (1699)
• India
10 Dec 06
Hey man tanx for all that jokes some are new for me and i really enjoy sardar jokes.

@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
23 Jan 07
SARDAR SON : when the train will come
FATHER SARDAR :Their 0ne red light blowing u see when the red light off then the train will come.
STATION MASTER : That is yellow light not red light.that yelow light is attached in front of the train u see that is a train.



