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myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes3 years ago

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel,"

the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 69/100. rolcam (12507)   ranked 41 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

It does not make two wrongs
to make a right!!


myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

may b, who knows...........

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. brendalee (5064)   ranked 138 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

I guess revenge is sweet.lol. That joke was funny. Thank you very much for sharing.


myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

u r most welcome

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3. myLot reputation of 39/100. wdymny (532)   3 years ago

Thanks for your sharing
I like the joke


myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

welcome

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4. myLot reputation of 93/100. marius_stp (3232)   ranked 36 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the bottle and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree fat man?"

And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the tree.


myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

good one

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5. myLot reputation of 73/100. Lydia1901 (15731)   ranked 1,100 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes   3 years ago

Good one, I like it!!!


myLot reputation of 79/100. cute_missmary (1540)   ranked 32 out of 1,200 in sharing jokes  3 years ago

thanx

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