For Filipino Boxing Fans.....Boxing Joke......  | | | | At PACLANC website forum i read this:Why Choose Velocity Sports Performance? Whether you're a student just getting started in sports or a professional with years of experience, Velocity Sports Performance gives you the training to get in the game. At Velocity Sports Performance our training programs are designed by world renowned speed and sports performance coach, Loren Seagrave. With state-of-the-art facilities, the best equipment available, and professional coaches, we WILL maximize your potential. 1. Scientifically designed & proven training programs 2. Degreed & certified coaches 3. Guaranteed personal attention from the coach 4. Guaranteed improvement! 5. A variety of different programs for a variety of different people 6. A state-of-the-art facility with state-of-the-art equipment - just like the pros use! 7. Or train next to a pro! 8. A video analysis system that shows improvement 9. One-on-one meetings with athletes, parents and coaches 10. We are continuously improving and adding to our programs "maybe they added no. 10 when Pacman won" Its makes me laugh....lol...lots of it.... | | Manny Paquiao | | | | | | | | | Great Boxing Gloves -57% Boxing Gloves at bargain prices: Compare offers and save up to 57%! www.Boxing-Gloves.news72.com
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| 1. atul_asv (442)
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6 years ago
| | Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." ***************************************************************************** funny statements: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like ? - Jean Cocturan It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. - Michael Landon Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain consciousness ***************************************************************************** Once there were four guys, hindu, muslim, sikh and christian. They all started an argument about hanumanji. The matter of their argument was the religion of hanuman ji. First of all Hindu came forward and said Ram ji was hindu, hanuman ji was his follower so hanuman ji was also hindu. Then the muslim guy quickly responded at this and said hanuman is a muslim name jaise rehman suleman waise hi hanuman. The christian guy said no it is an english name just like heman and -superman (heman,superman,hanuman).At this the sardar ji got angry and said "Jo insaan kisi doosre ki Bewee (wife) ke liye apni poonch mein aag lagwa sakta hai, wo sardar ke siwa koi nahi ho saktaa" ***************************************************************************** At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor ***************************************************************************** HAIRCUT: Women's version: ================ Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Men's version: ============= Man2: Haircut? Man1: Yeah. ***************************************************************************** There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. After considerable discussion they finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed, but nobody turned up. WHY ? ........... B'coz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed" After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment's and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? B'coz their garage was on the first floor. After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi!! All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge. WHY ? B'coz two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. ***************************************************************************** Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening, and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his disrtraut mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?" The sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Mrutti wale pagal ho gaye nain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaae nain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?" ***************************************************************************** | | | | | | | | | abednego7 (721)
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6 years ago
| | Thanks for sharing your jokes. | | | | | | | Great Boxing Gloves -57% Boxing Gloves at bargain prices: Compare offers and save up to 57%! www.Boxing-Gloves.news72.com | add comment | | | |
| 2. jbdhiman (453)
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6 years ago
| | You are great in boxing | | | | | | | abednego7 (721)
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6 years ago
| | Not enough, i just read different boxing wesite and forums..by the way thanks for the comment... | | | | | | | Boxing Training Looking For Boxing Training? Find It Nearby With Local.com! Local.com | add comment | | | |
| 3. EconKnowMix (742)
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6 years ago
| | lol Pacman's birthday is on December 17 it is an event everybody is waiting. for the free meal of course! lol | | | | | | | abednego7 (721)
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6 years ago
| | I've read in local newspaper that will hold a billiard tournament and will have a concert too. But some says there will be an entrance fee on concert and entry fee for billiard, i don't know if its true or humor only. | | | | | | | MuayThaiStuff.com 10,000+ In-stock from Tuff, Kombat, Twins, King, Raja, Hanumann www.muaythaistuff.com | add comment | | | |
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