sardar jokes...  

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket
number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.
We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the
rest spread out for the next 19 weeks. "The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right
now! I won it and I want it.
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh
that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The
Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I
want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20
lakhs right now, then
I want my five rupees back!"

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Good one

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

i dont know why everybody is teasing sardars. are they not human beings.............

A sardar never sleeped with his wife.When his wife asked why dont u sleep with me,then Sardar replied ,I have heard somewhere not to sleep near a married woman

Nice one...well this isn't a Sardar jokes but I still thought it was funny

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er.. excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"

She responds in a loud voice : "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

The young man responds loudly with, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES. THATS TOO MUCH !"

A Sardar went to University to appear for his Final year examination. After getting the question paper instead of starting writing, he started removing shoes, then socks & then clothes. Examinar came to him & asked what he is upto & the sardar replies, "Sir, its mentioned in the question paper to answer in BRIEF."

That's a great one. keep them coming!!

That was some what great and funny.
Continue your humour tendency.