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myLot reputation of 93/100. maddog108 (2939)4 years ago


>>Son asked his mother the following question:
>>"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
>>
>>The mother looks at her son and replies,
>>"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
>>
>>The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>>"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
>>
>>The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>>"Son, all household appliances come in white.

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 87/100. ssh123 (18249)   4 years ago

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Director: Then let them be there until we finish the scene.

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