One moment of fun...... Some jokes!!

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! Judge : U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge : How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein ees colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.