AOL, Yahoo! MSN Away Messages!

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Ok, You all know that you can put your own away messages up in AOL, Yahoo!, MSN and maybe some other Messenger programs. But I have seen some funny ones in my time of using AIM and Yahoo! (I hate MSN) If you have seen some funny ones, or came up with your own, post them here! Here is a Christmas one I saw the other day: "If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas." Here is a disgusting (but funny) one: "I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean." Doing WHAT?: I'm doing something dirty and I'll be at it all day... one hour at a time. I'll start in the bedroom and work my way all thru the house and back again. I'll do it again and again. Go in cold come out hot, makin the whole house rock in between. It's sometimes sweaty and long but it's worth it when its all over...I'm doing laundry, bbl Here is a good sleeping one my friend uses: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go? Post yours! :-)