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Sarah had the windows in her house replaced with new double insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she has yet to make the first payment. Sarah replies, "don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves Were My Ears Red! With both ears very red, Sarah went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?" "The idiot called back!"