Attack of the Big Giant Head

Despite the whole incident with Miss USA having both a ridiculous beauty pageant and Donald Trump involved, in my opinion the villain in this story is Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie with her big fat flapping annoying giant head and her big fat annoying giant mouth with big fat annoying giant lips. Who the hell appointed her as the moral compass of the world? Who is she to pass judgement on what Trump does or does not do? Why on earth would she think Miss America is somehow better than Miss USA when they are all about the same thing...women parading around for me to drool over. And drool I do!

Shut up Rosie. You hair looks like Mike Ditka's and your voice would make a dead man reach for the remote to shut you off!