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myLot reputation of 67/100. prashanth_vv (794)   ranked 21 out of 533 in sharing jokes 6 years ago

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "
What happened to her? "
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man calmly replied "Join the queue."

 

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SunSix (11899) response was accepted on 1/9/2007.
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1. myLot reputation of 84/100. SunSix (11899)   6 years ago

LOL!!
I want to join the queue too!
Thanks for the laugh.

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2. myLot reputation of 90/100. eternalskyes (231)   ranked 354 out of 533 in sharing jokes   6 years ago

That is too cute!!!!

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3. myLot reputation of 94/100. remaster74 (2304)   ranked 168 out of 533 in sharing jokes   6 years ago

I swear I will be a good wife and a good mother-in-law and I will never allow my husband or my daughters husband to have a dog. Ok! I'm happay and safe. I have a son and I'm already divorced.

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