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myLot reputation of 62/100. Johnboy1 (270)4 years ago

Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 69/100. rolcam (12507)   4 years ago

He had complete confidence in both of them.
The word is GULLIBLE!!


myLot reputation of 62/100. Johnboy1 (270)  4 years ago

Indeed.

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2. myLot reputation of 85/100. matefork (265)   4 years ago

I hate to say it but he's stupid.


myLot reputation of 87/100. Lackingstyle (7766)  4 years ago

Just abit.;) I mean we all know the Uncle was really trying on his wives clothes, right? Right?!

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3. myLot reputation of 87/100. Lackingstyle (7766)   4 years ago

Hah! Quite a change to see it from the typical blonde girl jokes!

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4. DEBROOP (89)   4 years ago

wao nice joke
different from blonde girl

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5. myLot reputation of 58/100. borg_queen (1921)   4 years ago

Hey, I love blond guys! Beautiful idiots are really adorable, you know.

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6. myLot reputation of 60/100. clintz15 (971)   4 years ago

I didn't know that even blond guys were stupid!!!!!!

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7. smfette (31)   4 years ago

I love it. Very funny. not often you seea blonde joke about a guy. Thanks for the laugh

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