Questions to Ponder

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Who was the first person to say / do? I'm gonna drink the stuff that comes out of that cow! I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens butt! Some other things to ponder... -Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? -Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? -Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? - If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?