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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree. Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Leslie. Leslie who? Leslie town now before they catch us. Knock Knock! Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this! Knock Knock! Who's there? Veal chop. Veal chop who? Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up! Knock Knock! Who's there? Foster. Foster who? Foster than a speeding bullet! Knock Knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to meet you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cow-go Cow-go Who? No, Cow go MOO!!! Knock Knock! Who's there? I used. I used who? I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't! Knock Knock! Who's there? Vitamin. Vitamin who? Vitamin in for a party! Knock Knock! Who's there? Get off. Get off who? Get off the Internet!

knock knock whos there water water who? water you doing here knock knock whos there I live I love who I dont know you tell me

knock knock who's there wire wire who? why are you asking knock knock who's there anita anita who? anita tissue! aaa aaaa choo!