boys vs girls
By sourav4u
@sourav4u (204)
India
5 responses
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
Daughter's Prayer
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to
her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?
" I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman said.
Her daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?''
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
15 Feb 07
An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following:
"Father, I am an 80 year old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession, I'm Jewish."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
15 Feb 07
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?"
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
Gifts
One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow
you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Small Compensation
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,”
he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her
someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches
into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”
