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myLot reputation of 85/100. vissu295_1986 (340) 6 years ago

People come up with peculiar or funny answers in interviews or exams:

Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in
A.C. as
compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
requires
more
space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC ?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is DC. If
it
gets stuck, it
was AC.

Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base, turn the motor
around,
and put
back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Interviewer: How do you limit surge current within an integrated
circuit?
Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.

External (to student) : " Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC to
pass through?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC Comes
straight,
like this -----
-----, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and
jumps
right
over the capacitor!"

Examiner : "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student : "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."

Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transfomer that is put in the basement or
in a
pit?"

Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
installed
on the
ground?"
(student knows he is caught -- can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"

sadly, I am also an engineer!

 

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1. johnnythebest (31)   6 years ago

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2. myLot reputation of 82/100. maddy37 (4288)   6 years ago

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3. elaine_sweet (67)   6 years ago

Hehehe,..during a board exam I have encountered some of these jokes..but still it never fails to make me laugh...hehehhe

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4. myLot reputation of 82/100. maddy37 (4288)   6 years ago

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

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