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myLot reputation of 69/100. hobohobo (520) 6 years ago

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."

"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."

"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

 

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1. myLot reputation of 77/100. basbha (366)   6 years ago

lol... nice one man.


myLot reputation of 69/100. hobohobo (520)  6 years ago

thank's pal

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2. v4r13x (60)   6 years ago

wakakakaka..... this is very funy story... wakakaka... ahahahaha

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3. myLot reputation of 51/100. Raghunadh (112)   6 years ago

nice jke


myLot reputation of 69/100. hobohobo (520)  6 years ago

thanks for the response

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4. myLot reputation of 73/100. ephi4real (461)   6 years ago

Just like true professionals!
That was a nice one. We need more of such jokes to make myLot livelier.


myLot reputation of 69/100. hobohobo (520)  6 years ago

Yes i agree, and i was surprise because there's alot's people who response my discussion with another jokes, thanks for all the responses and keep sharing jokes

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5. myLot reputation of 56/100. cenko0 (833)   6 years ago

this is no funy, ok this is my joke maybe can make you laugh bro.

They're boasting about race records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

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6. myLot reputation of 44/100. kingadnan (1110)   6 years ago

Wel very nice friend, great , i really like this story, Software engineer is very genious :p thanks dude for sharing this story, thanks again

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