Clerks: What's Your Favorite Line?  |
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 For me, there are so many to choose from but here are my all time favorties:"My mom's been fuc*ing a dead guy for 30 years, I call him dad""I hate people but I love gatherings, ironic isn't it?"The whole Star Wars concersation is a classic as well as when Dante follows his girlfriend out the door after she tells him how many guys she's gone down on and he yells out, "try not to suck any d*ck on your way to the parking lot" and the guy leaning on the wall starts to follow her.
This is a movie I really can watch over and over .. Clerks II, well, that's a whole different story.
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1.  ShadyGrove (631) | 3 years ago |  hmmm, I haven't seen this movie or any trailers for it -- will have to check it out. Sounds a bit wild!
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 freak369 (3482) | 3 years ago | There's a follow up to that in Chasing Amy. Jay sits there reading the comic book saying "Snootchie bootchies .. who the hell talks like that?" | |
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| lesleigh904 (14) | 3 years ago |  Well, obviously Jay talks like that, and there are several other funny things he says. You just have to have a sense of humor to watch the jay and silent bob movies.
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| 3. lesleigh904 (14) | 3 years ago | I think that my favorite line from clerks is when dante is telling the one guy "my girlfriend s*cked 37 d*cks.. and the other guy goes "In a row???" that is the best. any my favorite line from clerks 2 would have to be "there he goes, homeboy f*ed a martian once". i absolutely love kevin smith, and all his movies are hilarious | |
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| Withoutwings (4690) | 3 years ago |  Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. Fu c ko. We like to call it inter-species ero tica.
Randal Graves: Intreaguing.
Love Clerks 2.... The scene with the LOTR geek is hilarious... and when Jay does Silence of the Lambs... and the whole pillowpants thing. It's hilarious! I think Elias is so funny... probably because I know people like him.
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| 4. Withoutwings (4690) | 3 years ago | Great movie! "I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics."
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually mas tur bate caged animals for artificial insemination."
I actually thought Clerks 2 was hysterical. | |
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| 5. scarlet_woman (8859) | 3 years ago |  "cute cat.what's it's name?" "annoying customer"
i was gonna the say the parking lot one but you beat me to it;)
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| 8. scarywhitegirl (2476) | 3 years ago |  I think that "I hate people but love gatherings, ironic isn't it?" is my favorite line from the whole movie, but the one that I love quoting is "I'm not even supposed to be here today!":)
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| 9. DDDanielle (163) | 2 years ago |  I've got loads but the first that came to mind was.
"Salsa Shark! We're gunna need a bigger boat."
My real favorite though is the little quip between Bartleby and loki at the Gun shop, but that way to long and I'd have to bleep some of it out which I refuse to do when it comes to Smith.
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10.  Tallymommy (1907) | 2 years ago |  Talk about plagerism...
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