I hope this is'nt an old one but I just heard it. / myLot

United States

February 6, 2007 1:40pm CST

An Englishman American and Scotsman are driving through the desert suddenly the car brakes down so they grab one thing to take each. They have been walking for hours when they meet some nomads. The men offer to buy their camels they decide to trade, well I only took food said the American I only took water replied the Scotsman they turn to the Englishman and was asked what he took he said the car door they asked him why and he said. If it gets too hot we can roll down the window

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nana1944

@nana1944 (1364)

• United States

6 Feb 07

middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."

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anjuscor

@anjuscor (1266)

• India

8 Feb 07

An English Professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

anjuscor

@anjuscor (1266)

• India

8 Feb 07

A man is having breakfast when his wife comes on down and is mad as hell at him. He asks why she's mad... She tells him she found a piece of paper with the name MARILU on it.. He pauses and says "Honey that is a tip on a horse that ran last week at the track" Next morning his wife comes down really mad this time, and starts slapping him, he asks "what now?" "THE HORSE JUST CALLED YOU" she replied.