Halloween coming up soon Any scary stories??or funny ones?

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Here is one i have recently read:After a Halloween party a coupledecides to take a short cut home through the cemetery.They heard a noise but tried to be brave and kept walking. Soon they came upon a old man with a hammer and chisel,chipping away at a headstone. The woman said" what are you doing here so late? we thought you were a ghost!" The old man replied,"Those dab-blasted fools mispelled my name!" lol have any more to share???pass them around lets find the best it.