Marriage - Part 2

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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last'" (HE ASKED FOR IT!!)