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myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976) 5 years ago

OVER-SENSITIVE WOMEN

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part time job,
both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to
rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times
each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.

For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement not. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to
think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
Signed, Bob


EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob died suddenly on March 7th.
The police report says that he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed up his backside, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her NOT GUILTY, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...

Bob Baughan
McGraw-Morgan, Inc.


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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. Patswords (146)   5 years ago

Thanks for a good laugh. Really very creative.
I'm sure or at least I hope this was a satire. However, I do personally know a few men that seem to have this very set of mind. lol


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

It is indeed satire. I saw and had to bring it here. Thanks for responding.

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2. myLot reputation of 82/100. maddy37 (4288)   5 years ago

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3. myLot reputation of 90/100. margieanneart (16724)   5 years ago

Hhahaha, did you have me going for awhile. Thanks for the laugh. Keep em coming.

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4. myLot reputation of 94/100. cassidy22 (2677)   5 years ago

nice! Is this what I have to look forward to? Just teasing, that was a good laugh. Thanks for sharing with us!

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. western_valleygirl (804)   5 years ago

Well, I have to say, he got what he deserved...what a chauvanist...I would not have been surprised if she had just up and left him, but, I guess she figured revenge was sweeter. I know most guys believe that a woman is responsible for "home and hearth" but that is over doing it. In fact, in this day and age, most things are fifty-fifty. Thanks for the reminder that we don't have to live with that kind of behavior any longer.


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

You are welcome my friend. Thankfully that was an all woman jury, we should be so lucky. Thanks for responding.


myLot reputation of 94/100. raphael_volts (924)  5 years ago

Really the man got what he deserved and really nice to laugh at such people.


myLot reputation of 98/100. western_valleygirl (804)  5 years ago

Your welcome, and, we outnumber men in this world 2-1, so it really doesn't matter, lol. We will always be the bigger jury. Not to mention, the smartest.


myLot reputation of 99/100. Melody1 (423)  5 years ago

Agreed that the woman had no other choice.But If the husband is forth right and speaks his mind then how innocently and samrtly a woman can act? well here is an example----

After about twenty years of marriage,the husband never missed a chance to criticize his wife.Every evening after coming from office,he would yell at her....You can't make even a cup of coffee properly,you don't cook well and now you are no good in bed either.

Poor wife took it all very quietly for good about a month.
The next day when hubby returned,she didn't open the door.He rang the bell furiously.After good about ten minutes she opened the door.Husband saw a man standing beside her and asked who the hell he was.
Innocently she replied,"honey you kept telling me I was not good in bed now.So you see,I thought of having a second opinion."


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

Just too funny. We should keep more levity when dealing with men. Thanks much everyone for responding.

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. suscan (1699)   5 years ago

I needed a good laugh today. Thanks for sharing. This is great.

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. sunlover (3097)   5 years ago

Well I am no longer married, but if I were I would go on strike, or I would get a divorce.Marriage is supposed to be a 50-50 thing. I do not see where this man is doing anything to help around this house.Just because he is retired from his job, does not mean that he should be retired from his manly dutys at home. Why is he not cutting the grass, that is really the mans job. He could be cooking,since she works 2 jobs.One of us would have to go.He sounds too lazy to me.If he can go play golf he can help around the house!!!


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

So true. Personally I like to cut the grass! He cooks when I can't, it works out. So glad she got the all woman jury..we would be so lucky. Thanks for responding.

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8. myLot reputation of 74/100. xfallenxlostx (1811)   5 years ago

You, sir, are a jerk. Who do you think you are? You are JUST as capable to make dinner, do the dishes, and clean the house. Who do you think you are to leave that all on her, especially when SHE is the one working to support YOU! You should be the one to do the work. What the hell is wrong with you?


myLot reputation of 74/100. xfallenxlostx (1811)  5 years ago

HOly $HIT! i didn't realize that was a joke until after i responded. Sorry about that. i just got so mad reading it that i stopped and posted before i finished. Oh well. Now you guys know what i think of Bob.


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

Did you mean 'you sir' in the posting, since I am female I am wondering! Thanks for responding and then posting the alteration!!
Thanks for responding to this funny discussion.

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. recycledgoth (7430)   5 years ago

ROTFLMAO - that is priceless and, if you don't mind, I have passed that on to some friends of mine.

Ironically that sounded exactly like my ex-husband :-)


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

Freely shared since I found it on a public site. Thanks so much for responding!!!

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10. myLot reputation of 98/100. CatEyes (1897)   5 years ago

Can I show this to my husband???? Really, he needs a reality check and this might do the trick, or not. I loved it, thanks for the cutey.


myLot reputation of 72/100. Willowlady (8976)  5 years ago

Of course. I have high hopes, though perhaps I shouldn't, for you hubby. Tell him Willowlady wishes him well! lol, you are welcome and thank you for responding to this funny discussion.

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