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Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks
where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.
Use a
different accent every time you talk to someone new.
When getting food,
pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your
hands!
Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?"
Turn
cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the
better!
Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.
Cough all
over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be
cured..."
Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to
questions.
Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby
works okay, too)
If there is music, mix up your dancing: break dance to
classical, symphony conductor hand waves to techno music.
If you find
your former dancing partner dancing with someone else, burst into tears, wailing
"I thought you loved me!", and run from the room.
Tell a middle-aged
wife, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the
closet..."
Tell a middle aged man, "Your wife seems very happy with that
boy in the closet..."
Whisper to the guest on your right, "What kind of
lame moron actually goes to these parties, anyway?"
Bring Lego warships
and fighter jets. Wage a war in the middle of the room. Urge other guests to get
involved. If you are a historical expert, reenact the revolutionary war, the
civil war, world war two, etc.
Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football,
or baseball. Start a game... in the kitchen.
Karate chop everywhere and
everything. Yell really, really loud. A few sudden kicks would be worthwhile as
well.
Wear wool or feathers and sneeze all night. "The doctor says I'm
not allergic to anything except sheep and birds..."
If someone says the
word no to you, say, "How dare you turn down the prince / princess of
Ugranialo!"
Burst into the room an hour late, sopping wet and screaming,
"I've done it! I've found Atlantis!"
Pick out the oldest women at the
party, run up to her, and exclaim, "Grandmother! it's me, Anastasia!"
If
it is a summer party in the evening, break into a duet with another guest:
"Summer nights". Persuade the host to sing "You're the one that I want" with
you.
Come in saying, the guy outside in the lab coat is looking for
(insert name of host).
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