my neighbor's kiding me are driving me crazy: a fairy tale

Tweet

once upon a time the house in front of ours resembled a haunted house. one day two trucks pulled in and renovated the whole thing. a family with two kids moved in and the whole street was never quiet again. in our country we dont call people older than us by their first names, but these kids call everyone by their first names and in very loud voices. they scream and scream and scream all day. their father, the evil king and their mother the evil queen tolerates the way their children are acting. they are so spoiled rotten. now i am just a lowly commoner and i cant just barge in to their castle and let their kids chew silly putty and finish it off by putting duct tape across their mouths, besides im not the bad guy. and im about 10 years younger than their parents. but they're really so so so noisy. (could they have adhd?) so one day the lowly commoner wrote to the good people of mylot for help. should she just buy earplugs or is there a better way to handle this?