talking the dog out for a walk.....sorry for it's being so long to read

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a littele girl wanted to take beaty the dog out for a walk so she asks permmission from her mum. you can't take her right now,she is in heat,her mum replies. what does that mean?emm go ask your dad,eludes the mum,embarrassed. "he is in the garage"the girl goes finds her dad in the garage busy repairing his bike,she explins that she wants to take beauty for a walk but that she is in heat.with a sigh and a promise to have a word with her mum,the resourceful dad picks up a rag,dips it in some petrol he has in a jerry-can and dauds the rear end of the dog with it, thinking the smell will deter male dogs from appriaching her. here you go,you can take beauty for a walk now,but not too far,OK? the girl is off and comes back 20 miutes or so later with no dog.where is beauty?asks the dad. Oh,she ran out of the petrol and another dog's pushing her home now!!!