Go Ahead! Make us Laugh!

United States
March 1, 2007 10:04pm CST
Everyone knows a few really good jokes. Do you like jokes? How is your sense of humor? My husband and I love jokes and we share the best jokes with each other and our friends. For example here's a good one: Did you here about the drunk who was walking with one foot in the gutter and one foot on the sidewalk. A passer by asked him why he was walking in the gutter and he said: "Oh thank you, I thought that I was a cripple!" Ha, Ha, Ha. Do you have a good joke that you could share with us?
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Shaunee
@Shaun72 (15959)
• Palatka, Florida
2 Mar 07
a blond joke no offense to any. There were to blonde girls. One had a mirror and said to the other blond see thers's a picture of me the other blond looked in it and said no that picture is of me you idot.
gifana
@gifana (4833)
• Portugal
2 Mar 07
That's a new one for me. Here's one I hope you like. Hope the Italians are not offended. Italian Mother Mrs. Ferrera comes to visit her son Anthony, who lives with a female roommate named Vikki, for dinner. She has been a long time suspicious of a relationship between the two and was very curious. During the evening she notices the close interaction between the two making her wonder if there was more to the relationship that met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts Anthony said, "I know what you must be thinking but believe me Vikki and I are just roommates." About a week later Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your Mother came to dinner I have been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "I doubt it but I'll send her an email just to make sure", he replied. He sat down and wrote: "Dear Momma. I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love Anthony." Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read: Dear Son. I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Momma. Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Italian!