I found these and though they were kind of dumb. What do you think?

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What do they use to ship styrofoam ? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?++ Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ? Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ? What is another word for thesaurus ? Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase? If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ? If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ? Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign++ Is it possible to have a civil war ? Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ? ++ What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?++ Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?++ If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn ? Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ? If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress?++ Is animal shampoo tested on humans? Why don't they call moustaches Mouthbrows?