I found these and though they were kind of dumb. What do you think?  

What do they use to ship styrofoam ?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?++
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?
What is another word for thesaurus ?
Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ?
How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign++
Is it possible to have a civil war ?
Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ? ++
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?++
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?++
If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn ?
Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ?
If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress?++
Is animal shampoo tested on humans?
Why don't they call moustaches Mouthbrows?