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myLot reputation of 81/100. w1z111 (284)   ranked 56 out of 73 in woodworking1 year ago

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could...
If a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

Or would he?

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 89/100. chuckt9881 (356)   ranked 21 out of 73 in woodworking   1 year ago

Well, my name is Chuck. And I like to build with wood. So I guess I'll field this one, being the closest thing to a 'Wood Chuck' around here:)

I can only chuck about 30 pounds of wood and hope to get it more than ten feet. This is loose firewood. If we're talking 2x4 or larger pine boards, I could probably get it a lot further using the caber toss technique. Sheet goods would obviously be a lot more difficult because of the awkwardness of gripping it.


myLot reputation of 81/100. w1z111 (284)   ranked 56 out of 73 in woodworking  1 year ago

Well spoken, "Chuck"! If anyone would (wood) know the answer to this one, it'd be you.
Speaking of 'chucking wood', I'd like to offer some scientific assistance regarding simple mechanics and physics for chucking wood as far as possible.
If you try chucking 30 pounds of wood in a vertically synergized septonal position, chances are it will go farther than the 10 feet you say you're capable of, because that position offers superior reflexion of the parapathetic musco-skeletal anteriologies. Likewise, if you can muster the effervescence, you could try holding the wood out of your spaciality framework so there are no interferences from the possiblility of neurophrenetic disparagements (except where the Warner theory overrules).
Good luck with it, and thanks for the feedback!

Additionally, if you cycle the


myLot reputation of 81/100. w1z111 (284)   ranked 56 out of 73 in woodworking  1 year ago

(ooops!...forgot to finish!)
...if you cycle the Plasmodic interrelational paradigm shift, the wood would seem to be lighter in weight and would allow the wood to be chucked as far as wood could be chucked, if wood could be chucked by a wood chucker.
Thx again.

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