an english/chinese interpretor

Hahaha that's quite funny, but I think it only can be read by Indonesian.. heres the translation : Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? (Who You Hiding) Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni (read: Tiny Pony) Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? (read: Why You So Tan) I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni (read: I bang my Knee) Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? (read: How Long Waiting) An unauthorized execution Lin Ching (read: ???) I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching? (read: Why You Munching) He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka (read: Washing Car) I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat (read: Chin Too Fat) Now you get it ?

Two employees for the gas company were at a house call. The younger man said to the older one, "Geez, you're old!" "Yeah, that may be so, but I can still outrun you," replied the older employee. "How about a foot race to see if your'e right," said the younger employee. With that they start running at full speed around that block. The older man kept up with the younger man around the first corner, the second corner, the third corner. As they come up on the last corner, the younger man sees an eldery woman running as fast as her legs could carry her. Puzzled by this, they both stop ask her why she was running behind them. The old woman caught her breath and said, "Well, you were at my home checking my gas meter, and when I saw you running away, I figured I'd better run too!"