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myLot reputation of 54/100. limphaiksee (114)   ranked 2,050 out of 2,695 in jokes1 year ago

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 87/100. nitsy_s (759)   ranked 320 out of 2,695 in jokes   1 year ago

Thats nice.. thanks for sharing.

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2. myLot reputation of 76/100. nana1944 (1199)   ranked 227 out of 2,695 in jokes   1 year ago

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge.
What's come over you?
Two cars and a bus!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball.
Get back in the queue.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

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