what's the funniest thing you've read on a bathroom wall

@matlgal (1686)
United States
March 13, 2007 11:45pm CST
OK here's one right in line with that Wader and Folder topic I came up with last month. I have the worlds smallest bladder so I've seen restrooms all across this wonderful country of ours. I seen some pretty bizarre things inside restrooms but always take the time to read the grafitti. One of the cutest ones was: "Here I sit broken hearted Paid a dime and only "farted" Have you one that you could share that isn't real vulgar?
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@AskAlly (3625)
• Canada
14 Mar 07
I can't say that I ever say anything cute on a bathroom wall. Just the usual " for a good time call" or "I love Joey" . Things like that. Canadian bathroom graphitti(sp) must really pale compared to American. lol
• Canada
15 Mar 07
I wish it was true, unfortunately it can be just as bad or worse in some areas. Take Care.
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@matlgal (1686)
• United States
14 Mar 07
I would think that's a good thing. The People up there must take more pride in other people personal property. What a concept!.
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@khalablue (309)
• Canada
14 Mar 07
I know I have seen some things written on bathroom walls that I thought were hilarious and others that were downright foul, but I can't remember any of them. The one thing that does come to mind with respect to public washrooms, was when I was working on contract in a city near Toronto, and my mother had come to stay with me. One weekend we decided to drive to Ottawa, as my mother had never been to our nation's capital. Enroute we stopped in this quaint little cafe to have a bite of lunch. We ordered, and then I got up to use the restroom and on returning told my mother that she had to go too. She said, no she didn't, she didn't have to and anyway, she explained that she had washed her hands when we had stopped for gas a few minutes earlier. I said, no, you HAVE to go and SEE this washroom. She came back lauging, and said that she could see what I meant. The room was about 3 feet by 8 feet, and when you entered you came face to face with a sink and a mirror and little room to close the door behind you. There was nothing else in the room except a toilet at each end, facing each other. No doors, nothing. I still shake my head in wonder when I think about it.
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@matlgal (1686)
• United States
14 Mar 07
sure makes you wonder what the heck they were thinking when they designed that one? Must have been an afterthought or a mans design LOL. Only Teasin ' Gentlemen... not wanting to start a male bashing discussion here. Well at least not on this one. LOL
• Canada
15 Mar 07
Thats a good point, because if you think about it the men would be standing back to back, so who would need a partition, ha ha.
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@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
14 Mar 07
Funny that you should ask. I just used a public restroom yesterday while shopping. (I try so hard not to use them, but had 3 glasses of iced tea at lunch *sigh*) On the back of the door was written, "Make Love Not War...Ah h*ll, do both...get married." I had to snicker!!
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@matlgal (1686)
• United States
14 Mar 07
LOL that's a cute one too! Thanks for sharing that. I am sure that who ever wrote that had issues... maybe a bit bitter ya think? LOL Thanks,
@darvon (1)
• United States
6 Dec 08
One that I always remember and I have spread the word:"she offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long, I was honor and offer."