what's the funniest thing you've read on a bathroom wall  

in our country, most public bathrooms are filled with nasty things, and i don't like to post them here. it makes me laugh when i see cellphone numbers on walls and say msg me we can be friends. others are declarations of love LOL, i think these are people who doesn't have the courage to say their feelings to someone, so they just go on venting it walls, and write things like "your so cute, marry me!" LOL!

Yes as a long distance trucker from Canada that drives all over North America I've seen some nasty messages on bathroom walls. I've seen the 1 you mentioned many times. But I have to say the funniest one I can remember was in the bathroom in a Truckstop in the middle of nowhere. Check it out on google earth, the town is called Hearst, Ontario. Anyway there's a Husky truckstop their and Ontario is a large province. The message read; "I don't like this part of Texas."

I know I have seen some things written on bathroom walls that I thought were hilarious and others that were downright foul, but I can't remember any of them.

The one thing that does come to mind with respect to public washrooms, was when I was working on contract in a city near Toronto, and my mother had come to stay with me. One weekend we decided to drive to Ottawa, as my mother had never been to our nation's capital.

Enroute we stopped in this quaint little cafe to have a bite of lunch. We ordered, and then I got up to use the restroom and on returning told my mother that she had to go too. She said, no she didn't, she didn't have to and anyway, she explained that she had washed her hands when we had stopped for gas a few minutes earlier.

I said, no, you HAVE to go and SEE this washroom. She came back lauging, and said that she could see what I meant. The room was about 3 feet by 8 feet, and when you entered you came face to face with a sink and a mirror and little room to close the door behind you. There was nothing else in the room except a toilet at each end, facing each other. No doors, nothing. I still shake my head in wonder when I think about it.

I can't say that I ever say anything cute on a bathroom wall. Just the usual " for a good time call" or "I love Joey" . Things like that. Canadian bathroom graphitti(sp) must really pale compared to American. lol

Funny that you should ask. I just used a public restroom yesterday while shopping. (I try so hard not to use them, but had 3 glasses of iced tea at lunch *sigh*) On the back of the door was written, "Make Love Not War...Ah h*ll, do both...get married." I had to snicker!!

One that I always remember and I have spread the word:"she offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long, I was honor and offer."