This is kinda cute....  

What makes this delightful story so appealing is the fact that there are many, many people out there who do drive round obviously in some sort of semi-religious frenzy because wherever they are, it certainly isn't on this earth! I think I may have been stuck behind this lady a time or two just lately.
Lovely post!

I have heard and read this before in my email and each time I get a chuckle out of it. The first time I read it outload to my husband and kids, my teenager about busted his sides laughing...telling me he would be the grandson in the backseat LOL We still make jokes about the 'Hawaiian Good Luck Sign' thanks for the smile

The Golf Confessional

A man walks into confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."

The priest replies, "What is it that brings you here?"

"Well father, I used the F-word over the weekend."

"Oh is that all? Say five Hail Mary's and may the Lord be with you."

The man replies, "but I really need to talk about it."

"Let's have it then," the priest says as he leans back on the hard wooden bench.

You see Father, "I was playing golf this weekend and on the first tee, I was lining up my drive and proceeded to hit a horrendous slice into the trees."

"And that's when you cursed aloud?" the Father queried.

"No, not yet. As luck would have it, I found my ball and had a clear shot to the green from a nice lie; when all of a sudden, a squirrel scampered out of some bushes, picked up my ball by its teeth and darted up a tree."

"That must have been when you cursed?"

"No, because just as the squirrel had climbed to the top of the tree, a bird swooped out of the skies and grabbed the squirrel with its talons. The bird flew out the trees and back out over the green. Then, the squirrel dropped my ball from its mouth landing 5 inches from the cup!"

"And that's when you cursed aloud," the priest said assuredly. "No, no.." The Father interjected, "Don't tell me you missed the f-ing putt!"

What a cute little story, thank you for sharing that with us. I have heard similar things, but this made me laugh! I enjoyed, Thanks!

That was brilliant lol . There are an awful lot of Churchgoers in my street first thing in the morning picking people up for work , thanks pal I really enjoyed that , and I KNOW It wasn't you because you would never do a thing like that would you lol xx

This One's Yours

Two men were bear hunting. While one remained in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found an enormous bear, took a shot, but only wounded it.

This enraged the bear, causing it to charge towards the man. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

As fast as he was running, the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind the man to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man quickly jumped up, slammed the cabin door shut and yelled out to his friend inside, "You skin that one while I go and get another!"