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myLot reputation of 93/100. repzkoopz (1114)   ranked 12 out of 129 in jokes 5 years ago

i wonder what shocked this cat.. could it be a totally huge rat? maybe a ridiculous furball?

 

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1. myLot reputation of 82/100. maddy37 (4288)   5 years ago

Dumb Football Players

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming..., "Come on coach, give him another chance!"


myLot reputation of 93/100. Transdisc (18434)  5 years ago

This is a great joke. I can't wait to send it to my brother. Thanks!

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2. myLot reputation of 24/100. bagabontu (773)   5 years ago

Well i'm gonna share a joke down here , hope its a good one :)

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

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3. myLot reputation of 89/100. uu4h708 (349)   5 years ago

what cat??
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4. myLot reputation of 77/100. Rittings (601)   5 years ago

Don't see any cat dude, but maybe this one here is just as shocked at having no cat picture to look at!!!
haha.

Cheers dude!


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5. myLot reputation of 89/100. uu4h708 (349)   5 years ago

there's another discussion form repzkoopz where he posted the shocked cat.. and boy.. it is really shocked in an afraid way.. yours is still cute...
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myLot reputation of 93/100. repzkoopz (1114)   ranked 12 out of 129 in jokes  5 years ago

thanx for updating them soon! hahaha... my stupid browser hang up while i was posting this thread so i made another. c",)

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