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Kat where are you finding all these lol I like this one
Goodness well you have just cheered me up lol

Great stuff - I love things like this.

Good things to remember. No if only I could remember them all?? I can only remember things of this nature when I don't need too and then when I need to..it's gone. Oh well.

I love em!!! what fun those are, I had heard only a few of them.
I will offer this one from our dear Mr. Dean Martin.

"I don't understand anyone not wanting to drink... you wake up in the morning and know thats the best your going to feel all day"

LOL I loved that one. He had many but that was one I remembered.
Thanks for sharing yours they were truly delightful.

These have already gone on to my brother, I know he will appreciate them as much as I.. they are witty are they not? Nice to envision these folk again, especially those that are no more but their wit and humour are still with us.
Thankyou Latlady, for sharing!! You are the best!

Following the lines of my favorite sport stars. "let's play 2 today. Thats from Mr. Cub himself Ernie Banks.

you no Kat you are very special , I really needed that I laughed at every one in turn . my hubby would think that was great if I ever did stop to take a breath lol , brilliant my friend as usual xx

The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.
One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself.""If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."The young man listened closely to these wise words of the Buddha. "You are right, o Enlightened One, "he said. "Please teach me the path of love. I wish to become your follower."The Buddha answered kindly, "Of course. I teach anyone who truly wants to learn. Come with me."
By: Hiren Rathod


Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon B. Hinckley


There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can. - Henry Ford

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Frank Tyger


We must become the change we want to see. - Mahatma Gandhi

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. - Nelson Mandela


What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. - Irish Blessing


You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world.- Source Unknown

6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls, but sometimes all you need is one. - Peyton Sawyer, One Tree Hill


What you see depends on what you're looking for. - Source Unknown


"The best thing for being sad, replied Merlyn, beginning to puff and blow, is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting." - Theodore White


Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them. - Richard L. Evans

Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - John Maxwell


"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?" - Rabbi Hillel

"A few observation and much reasoning lead to error; many observations and a little reasoning to truth." - Alex Carrel

"If we did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves." - Thomas A. Edison

"There is one quality which one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants, and a burning desire to possess it." - Napoleon Hill

"Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action." - Brendan Francis

"When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." - Desmond Tutu

"When your self-worth goes up, your net worth goes up with it." - Mark Hansen

"Most of us who turn to any subject we love remember some morning or evening hour when we got on a high stool to reach down an untried volume, or sat with parted lips listening to a new talker, or for very lack of books began to listen to the voices within, as the first traceable beginning of our love." - T.S. Eliot

"Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight." - Helen Keller

"Whosesoever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius

"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." Antonio Smith

"Never look down on anybody unless you?re helping him up." - Reverend Jesse Jackson

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." - Dr Seuss

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. - Heather Cortez

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller


There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved. - George Sand

"It's definitely made new relationships we never thought we would have. We create some beautiful sounds together because we're all so different." - Aaron Miller

"No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck" - Fredrick Douglass

"Be polite to all, but intimate with few." - Thomas Jefferson

"When you meet up in your early days, those are the relationships that last. A lot of things are different than those days, but our practice rounds are basically the same." - Tom Jr.

"It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important." - Soren Kierkegaard

"The glue that holds all relationships together - including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity." - Brian Tracy

"As soon as I got out there I felt a strange relationship with the pitcher's mound. It was as if I'd been born out there. Pitching just felt like the most natural thing in the world. Striking out batters was easy." - Babe Ruth