Music Jokes Guitar Player's Blues Please read and add your own.

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These are some guitar jokes for the music people. Please read and add your own. Guitar Jokes Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 5 - one to hold it in place and 4 to drink beer until the room spins Q. What do you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlfriend? A. Homeless. Q. What does it mean when a guitar player drools out of both sides of his mouth? A. The stage is level. Q: What is perfect pitch? A: When guitar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster. Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? A: Counterpoint. Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? A: Give him a sheet of music. Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better". Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? A: Would you like fries with that? Q: How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ? A: Shoot one of them. Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car? A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!