Another Senior at 119

Street Sign - Street sign Hope not real
@raydene (9871)
United States
March 23, 2007 8:36pm CST
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?""Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.""Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error."But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks."Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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6 responses
• United States
24 Mar 07
Hehhehe, very cute. You have some really nice jokes. Thanks for sharing them with us. I have given you a + rating for your post. Keep them coming.
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
24 Mar 07
Thank you.I give everyone a + rating for answering my discussions except the guy that answered everyone ok and I realized he had ok to every discussion he replied to.Not many can be answered ok.Funny! Anyway thanks
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• United States
27 Mar 07
Thank you for best response sugar.
• United States
24 Mar 07
tooooo funny
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
24 Mar 07
Yea...poor ole ladies were speechless...... I'd pee myself at that speed!lol
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@lols189 (4742)
25 Mar 07
that was a good joke ha ha
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks lols I appreciate your response Ray
@davis123 (507)
• United States
27 Mar 07
lol well they were going very fast then slow haha thanks for posting
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@mummymo (23706)
24 Mar 07
ok - I surrender - you have the best jokes! Thanks honey big hugs x
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@mummymo (23706)
31 Mar 07
thanks for br sweety! xxx
@raydene (9871)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks Hon
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@deesamps (653)
• United States
24 Mar 07
That is too funny, LOL!!!!! Thanks for sharing!
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@raydene (9871)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks for your reply Raydene