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 Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?""Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.""Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error."But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks."Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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 raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | Yea...poor ole ladies were speechless......
I'd pee myself at that speed!lol | |
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2.  margieanneart (16923) | 2 years ago |  Hehhehe, very cute. You have some really nice jokes. Thanks for sharing them with us. I have given you a + rating for your post. Keep them coming.
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| raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | Thank you.I give everyone a + rating for answering my discussions except the guy that answered everyone ok and I realized he had ok to every discussion he replied to.Not many can be answered ok.Funny!
Anyway thanks | |
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| margieanneart (16923) | 2 years ago | Thank you for best response sugar. | |
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3.  sapa_yah (600) | 2 years ago |  A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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| raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | That's a cute one.Thanks .I always enjoy your jokes. | |
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| deesamps (470) | 2 years ago |  That's funny, thanks for sharing!
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| 4. deesamps (470) | 2 years ago | That is too funny, LOL!!!!! Thanks for sharing! | |
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| raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | Thanks for your reply
Raydene | |
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| 5. mummymo (10612) | 2 years ago |  ok - I surrender - you have the best jokes! Thanks honey big hugs x
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| raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | Thanks Hon | |
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| mummymo (10612) | 2 years ago | thanks for br sweety! xxx | |
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| 7. cool_viji (5709) | 2 years ago |  A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So
what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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| 8. lols189 (4347) | 2 years ago |  that was a good joke ha ha
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| raydene (4820) | 2 years ago | Thanks lols
I appreciate your response
Ray | |
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9.  davis123 (439) | 2 years ago |  lol well they were going very fast then slow haha thanks for posting
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