A few simple remedies to make your life easier  

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1 . If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2 . Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3 . For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

4 . A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

5 . If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

6 . Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

7 . Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

8 . Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

9. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

Do you have any good ones to share?Write them down and pass them along.You may just make someones life a bit better by bringing a smile to their face.