A few simple remedies to make your life easier

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1 . If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2 . Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3 . For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer. 4 . A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5 . If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 6 . Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 7 . Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape. 8 . Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. Do you have any good ones to share?Write them down and pass them along.You may just make someones life a bit better by bringing a smile to their face.