Another joke on the high seas  |
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|  A magician was working a cruise ship, with his assistant a talking parrot. All was going well until, after a few nights, the parrot started giving away the magician's tricks.
"AWWWKKK", the parrot would say, "It's up his sleeve!"
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"AWWWKKK", it has a false bottom!"
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"AWWWKKK, it's the three of diamonds!"
As you can guess, the magician tired of this pretty quickly. Unable to correct the parrot's behavior, he finally pulled out a gun and, after one last "AWWWKKK", fired it straight at the parrot's head.
The magician, being a great magician but a terrible shot, missed the parrot and hit a propane tank, causing a great fire which ultimately destroyed the ship and everyone on it.
The next morning, the magician and his parrot were floating in a life raft. All the other passengers were gone, and the ship was nowhere to be seen.
"AWWWKKK", screeched the parrot, "I give up. Where'd you hide the damn ship?!"
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1.  samrat16 (2211)
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5 years ago
| |  lol Where do you people get this funny jokes from . Very good and can't stop laughing. My wife just gave me bang on shoulders for laughing so lodly.
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 tallpaulno44a (1418)
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5 years ago
| | Thx Samrat. Hope your shoulder is ok. LOL | | | |
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| 2. mschiqui (1106)
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5 years ago
| |  haahahahahhaahha....
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| 3. sadgirl_1958 (760)
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5 years ago
| |  That is so silly it is funny! Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
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| tallpaulno44a (1418)
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5 years ago
| | thanks sad. Nothing picks me up like a silly joke. | | | |
| sadgirl_1958 (760)
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5 years ago
| | Do you like Blonde Jokes? I have always loved them - my sister used to tell them all the time -
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair brunette?
Artifical Intelligence.
How do you get a blonde's eyes to light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ears!
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| tallpaulno44a (1418)
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5 years ago
| | Very funny! I'll add them to my collection | | | |
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| 4. kabeers (846)
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5 years ago
| |  The bribe!
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again.
"How about thousand rupees and five pieces of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I`ll give you five thousand rupees and all the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
"Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Ford, Dad. You`ll have to live with it!"
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| 5. mdarma (646)
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5 years ago
| |  Jokes do release stress and it kills boredom. "AWWWKKK" where did the boredom go!!
Ha Ha it was a good and ending with "I give up, where did the ship go" ha ha
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6.  scarlet_woman (11395)
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5 years ago
| |  LMFAO!!
that's a good one.
i bet the parrot would think that
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| tallpaulno44a (1418)
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5 years ago
| | thx Scarlet. I appreciate that you always laugh at my jokes. | | | |
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