Children's Books That Never Were

nice ones! i smiled.

ROFLMFAO omg those are fabulous!!! I'd seen a similar list to this one a couple yrs back....Kinda makes me wanna go and write a childrens book;-)

I LOVE these titles

Dad's New Wife Timothy

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Pop! Goes the Hamster ... And Other Great Microwave Games

You Are Different and That's Bad (ya know with all the hatred that goes on in the world I would SWEAR there already IS a book like this floating around*rolls eyes*)

nice joke i like it .

A man who went to Church with his wife was always falling
asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something
about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him
with every time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted
out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on
the 7th.." She poked her husband who then came flying out of
the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".

The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with
his sermon.

The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later
began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who
died on the cross to save us from our sins..." the wife hit him
again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".

The Minister said "that's right, That's Right" and went on with
his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the
minister got to "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the
birth of their second child" the wife started to poke the
husband but he jumped up and said "If you stick that damn thing
in me again I'll break it off"!

I've never come across anythink like that. Some were funny, some sad, and some pretty sick. Some are very realistic though and things that wouldn't be a bad idea for a book. Who came up with these anyway?